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bro i eat EVERYTHING and still dont get fat like whaaaatttttttttt

It kinda looks like cheating😅

Bros eating a leaf

Im single cuz why the fuck would i want to be in a realtionship

As someone who is is nursing school and stressed about the NCLEX thank you swoozie for the love

For real! 🥲

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I’mma be real with you Swooz, anybody would think it understandably likely that you were ABOUT to open those Cheez-Its but just didn’t get to them in time. Should have left them where they were. Party foul buddy, love ya tho

Fudge Rounds and Oatmeal Creme pies sold for $.25/ea in the cafeteria.. boxes of 8 were $.79 at the grocery store. I walked past the grocery store every day to get to school. I could easily sell 6 boxes/day by being willing to walk around to the tables so kids didn't have to go wait in line. $5 for the supplies, $12 gross sales, $7/day profit.. for maybe half hour of work, as a middle schooler in the 90s. It's all about finding the hustle.

Especially when I was younger, I was that thin girl with the fast metabolism, always eating a ton of food.

Your dog literally like Alcatraz escaped her way out of the laundry room bruh…

Judgement Day more like Ass Whopping Day for me. So I learn to hack it frfr

Studying is a waste of time. Haven’t studied once since 6th grade

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GYAT

I’m just living the dream

Ronnie is my dad‘s name

High school grades don't matter unless you're going to college. However, elementary through high school definitely matters because it is the bare minimum, and if you can't do that, you can't handle life.🤷🏾‍♀️

I dont think ive ever had lower than a B on a report card and still have insane stress with anything report card related 😭

“Myles who’s the rock paper scissors champeen? WHO IS THE *C* *H* *A* *M* *P* *E* *E* *N* ? ME.”

And don't forget to trust Jesus! 🙌🏽🤗 Whatever path you find yourself on on the way to the 10, He's got you! 1000% ✨❤

Do yk how much you’re helping kids and adults mentally

Thank you sWooZie <3

What that girl said is not true at all, people only tell themselves things like that when they’re failing. Grades obviously do matter🤦🏾🤦🏾

School is only designed for one or two types of students. So anyone that learns differently is just left behind.

The skinny one is me

School should teach us how to process information first, information itself second or in combination with the first.

In the 8th grade I remember crying to my science teacher because I failed on a test I studied really hard for. Shit hurts

Damn I hope karma doesn't give her a doctor who flunked out of med school.

Shoutout Swoozie all the way from South Africa 🔥 please post more often

These open mouth cartoons not really my fav. they look weird

the way a lot of people think its okay to ghost anyone is the worst to happen to human interaction, except for the invention of social media, ofc Just talk to the people around you, tell them whats on your mind and what your reasons are!

Awesome and Encouraging words of encouragement of love and care!

Swoozie really went and dropped some nuggets on us. Appreciate you so much!

damn I've been watching you since I was 13 and you still blend comedy and philosophy in unique and subtle ways that still resonates with 23 y.o. me. your content is a testament to your consistency and dedication and love for this

I don’t need this video when I have a mirror,

Lowest effort video in a while bruh

🇹🇹🇹🇹 telling a Trini mom Grades don't matter 😭😭😭😭 cutass

The one thing about test especially math and science ones that will never not piss me off. Is the fact we had test WITHOUT THE FORMUKAS WRITTEN DOWN. If you have a test with 20 different formulas...there's no way in hell you can remember them all. The point of the test is should be to see if you know how to use the formulas themselves. Not go through the ridiculous challenge if remembering the formula off the top of ur head. Also the whole bs teachers say that no job or college professor gives you the formulas you have to know them ahead of time. Yeah total lie. Open book and note tests throughout college. Heck one class used a program that each question also provided the formula they wanted to use. Any task given to you during the training period or and new task the employer requires that has a formula has to be provided. So that part of tests is totally ridiculous.

Doctors work very hard ⚕️🙏

Hate those days so much that test day and the book is not shows that same on the test

How about society stops assuming success only comes with gaining capital. To me, a successfull person is someone who practice unconditional love. Takes care of their own mental and physical well being AND THEN take care of others physical and mental well being. Someone whos passionate about actually something rather than wanting more monkey papper (i.e. Helping People, providing needed product and services. Creating art. Etc). Thats some stuff a successfull person has TO ME

Advice you can not be aurgument against girlfriend.Youncan be an argument ignoring her

Whats summers instagram 😂😂😂

My mom once called me down to the living room after reading my report card in grade 4, when i got down she gave me the biggest death stare but then went IM SO PROUD OF YOUUU and I got a hug. Biggest feeling of relief in my damn life.

Studying and failing is bad? How about studying and failing by 1 point, currently doing ged and math did that to me twice 😭🤚🏻

Relatable