Simpin' ain't Pimpin'

“It’s always for some other duuuudeee Lana..”

I really respect him for talking about crying so openly

can we like appreciate this man swooz openly admitting his mishaps and simpin and ain't afraid to admit it this man got CONFIDENCE

He acts like he’s our therapist when it more seems we’re his 😅

His body language is telling me so many things in this story. The way swoozie owned his part in keeping someone in the maybe zone is admirable.
I have come to like this story the best out of all his stories. Because I feel like I can relate to the topic and feel like a friend

I love how even thought he was hurt, he still gives her a voice. That's true respect. W Swoozie.

RED PILL MAFIA

You’re not a simp for showing emotion bro, you’re human.

It’s not being a simp, it’s called being a grown man with feelings

It's been a hot minute since this video came out, but I wanna thank Swooz for making these videos. They gave a fresh pair of eyes, a new found perspective on my romance situations this past year. I really liked this guy, we never dated, but we definitely had the feels for each other. When one day he just..stopped all effort to get to know me, he became inconsistent. I was left like, "what happened??" I came to the conclusion he lost interest, and was talking with other girls based on what our mutual friends were saying. I was devastated over a guy whom I never even dated. It was a mess, I was mess. I realized that I may or may not have simped for this guy. (girls are simps too) Anyway, I'm over it and as Swooz had said, "simpin' ain't pimpin'"! ! Love you Swooz

The audacity of this girl…omg. I hope things turn up for you man. You’re a great guy and I’m sure you’ll find someone

This video came out not too long after I was in a similar situation of single but not single and no actual closure and this is exactly how I felt. Looking back now I can laugh at it especially through this video but damn it hurt like how Swoozie got hurt. After that and this video I learned forreal that "Simpin' Ain't Pimipin' "

"For a little over a year I've been single, but taken, but single, but taken" - _every Swoozie video I've ever seen since 2011_

Plot twist: it was HIS therapy session, not ours 😭 real talk though, that shit hurts and I hope posting the video helped get through/ease some of that pain.

The day swooz talks about his actual wedding is the day I'll admit that marriage is worth it

This story was pretty tough, but you never managed to fail making me laugh Swooz. Especially when you started singing Close To Me.

Swoozie, forgive me, I laughed so hard when it got to the part when she came back to say ya'll were done. I saw it coming and I felt that, and your internal reactions to hearing that too was too real!

I have never been left like that, but I felt that. "It's alWAys For AnothER duuuuuuude!" That legitimately sent a tremor through my soul and I couldn't help but feel a lil sad about that. You should write a book idc if it's an autobiography or not but you've clearly got some good character development if you could put that on a page or even emulate it on a page and sell it, I'm a buyer. And from all of your other stories that are doing better or worse in terms of views, I can tell you're good at tying loose ends, writing from several perspectives, and wrapping it up while calling attention to something you've done or said in the beginning.

This video hits deep on so many different levels... you ain't nobody's plan B Swoozie

I know this is heartbreaking, but dude, you're hilarious. I know you're hurting, but if you're able to put this out in the public, then it shows how strong you are.

When he said, he had ample time to lock her down and he goes on to say “everybody is not on your timeline”... I felt that 😪

“What’s her last name” “what’s her last name all I need is her last name” WHAT WAS SHE FINNA DO!

Ya know, you are one of the most wholesome people on PLclip. Im glad you are able to talk to us as a community bruv.

You seem so cultured. Sometimes I doubt the value of art and animation and then I see ya intelligent-ass delivery keep it up brotha.

Am I the only one that wants to hear a wholesome story about him going to see his cousins?

Swoozie my man, been watching you since 2009. Been and will forever love your content. From Valsayn. Proud of the person you are now and how far you’ve come

No closure needed, she walked away and chose someone else that should be close enough for you, you deserve better. Love yourself enough to understand that. We love and adore you Swoozie!!

Watchin this a year later again and this story is still so real☠️

I didn’t believe he had the Mickey Mouse Beats headphones until he actually whipped them out irl 💀

I respect you for openly talking about the HORROR that is dating

That Mr. Bean cosplay lookin *FRESH*

“i’m crying over a girl i didn’t even date.”
i felt that Swo. ❤️‍🩹

The therapy session where the therapist is the one telling you their problems lol.
Glad you are feeling better Swooz

Already one of my favorite vids from you sWooZ. That seems really painful. I don't think you were simping honestly. I hope you're starting to feel better after everything that happened :)

Can't believe I've been watching swoozie since I was a 5th graders 😭❤️ and now I'm a whole third year college student 😂 time flies

Also thank you for always being honest and opening up about things we all go though in life!! It’s amazing that we get relate with you in that way, most creatives don’t do so. Thank you.

12:02 …. That hit me so hard in the gut but at the same time …I laughed SO HARD (rip to Whitney) but the WAY YOU SANG IT! Love you swoozie 😂❤️

_"Wasn't technically dating."_
_"Flying out for ten days and planning to put a ring on it."_
That's not normal simping; it's *advanced simping.*

"i'm definitely not crying over somebody I didn't even date" *while crying* STORY OF MY LIFE

the fact that she hung out with her roommates all day i would’ve been in that hotel room TORN UP

Love how honest you are with your feelings , swoozie 😍

i always come back to swoozie and binge watch videos for like a week. never disappoints.

Honestly, Swoozie's videos are what I need to get through this painful Holiday known as Valentine's Day.

Aight everyone, our weekly meeting to figure out who New York Girl is will be held this Friday at five pm. Bring your own snacks.

Bro, I would've been bawling as soon as the first four notes of video games came through the speakers, you are so strong for holding it together for so damn long.

Poor swoozie. At this point i feel like girls only come to him so that one day he can animate a story about them and show it to their girlfriends

This story was so well told. Great content.

Swoozie kicking the bear is comedic gold! Thank you for the laughs

All the shit you've been through, you deserve better. I'm not from the streets, I'm an emotional person. I cried while watching an anime and this girl who was thought to be dead, was alive and got reunited with her friends and family. I don't know how you're able to not cry after a rejection. When I get rejected, I start to cry and listen to sad songs and only think about killing myself. You're a strong dude. You deserve way more happiness and shouldn't get taken for granted. All the chicks who are like that, they don't deserve you. They're probably gold diggers or some other shit.
14:21 I can't even make it through this video without crying. Being heartbroken sucks. If only we had the ability to create anything we want with our imagination (except money and illegal shit), I would 100% be your Perfect Girlfriend Generator. I'd fuckin work all day, all night, just to make sure you're happy.
Back at it again, tears sponsored this comment.

When Swoozie droppin a 17min vid *grabs popcorn* 🍿

I love that he mentioned how he was a lifeguard so he knows how to read the room it just reminded me of his old lifeguard storytimes omg time flies 🥺

You can tell this guy is tryna make this video as light and funny as possible but you can reallyyy feel his pain especially the part where swooz says “it’s always for some other dude” and “I’m never good enough” damn hope you’re doing better Adande

This was both funny and sad at the same time, my God.

This guy is great! My man! Proves that you can go anywhere and talk to anybody anywhere in the world, just being nice. We all need a little of this fellow in our lives. God bless all and just be happy to each other.

I love how swoozie always looks good in a video

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT SWOOZIE DESERVES A SWEET AND CARING GIRL WHO TREATS HIM RIGHT FOR ONCE

Ive been avoiding this video for 5 days....this video hits so deeep. I feel you Swoozie. Sorry this happened to you brother. Heres to our futures man!!!!

I always get certain vibes from this guy and his stories always seem to back them up.

love you swooz, they don’t know what they have until they lose it🖤

Swoozie getting too comfortable telling us these stories😂

You are awesome for sharing this. Don't worry man , we have all been had by some jerk . You are awesome so keep your head up !

Damn, if Swoozie is out here going through it too... ain’t nobody safe .-. 😂

I love how the girl doesnt even show up after like, halfway through, the latter half is just dealing with it. Very accurate.

i’ve been watching you for a long time and this is the hardest i’ve laughed at one of your videos. thanks for sharing sorry you went through all of that

Going through my own heartbreak and this just brought my spirits up. Thank you. I needed this.

Swoozie not aware that he be out here making videos that are like therapy to his watchers. Thank you for sharing your stories!

Yo Swoozie homie I know how it feels, I went through something extremely similar and trust me it hurts as hell but it gets better, sometimes us pimps become simps accidentally and we learn from our mistakes, hope you feel better dude

“Simpin ain’t Pimpin” will forever be an iconic line in history

I was just in a situation similar to this, didnt fly a distance for a girl, but I was simping super hard over a girl, I did all sorts of things for this girl, I unironically would have layed out in the street and died for this woman she meant everything to me. Almost more than some of my family if not as much, but she was never on the same wifi as me. I had long drives to nowhere, walked the lakes, just sat and stared into space for nothing to show for it.
I had already almost taken my own life after my girlfriend who I intended to marry decided to cheat on me in bootcamp. I planned on coming home and bringing the wrath of god upon her and her new dude both, I let anger and frustration get the better of me. I never fully healed from that. So I vowed to never allow that sort of pain to afflict my actions again. Same with the girl I was hardcore simping over, if I was busy doing something and she needed help or a shoulder to cry on, I was there every single time, on the dot. None of it meant anything to her, she got her ex back that she wanted so deeply but never gave a look in my direction for what I did for her. After that I learned to accept that you can give a girl the world, in the end if she never had anything for you, she never will. Ever since she got what she wanted I havent heard from her. Anytime she hits me up it's never to hang out, it's always cause she needs something or wanted help for her ex that she was trying to win back.
In the end she was happy and I couldnt argue it, I couldnt fight it. Just learned to accept it, and that's shows the true merit of someones character.

You seem like a really chill and a great guy, anyone who dates you will be lucky to be with you. We live, we learn, and we grow. Kids these days think that being a respectful guy is simping when these guys are the same people who have the emotional maturity of a rock lmaooooooo.

Periodt. Reciprocation when they match the same amount of being a simp as you and they match you is 100%%%

It's always a Whitney Houston song that brings out the emotions.

Brotha!! You are so DAMN FUNNY! Keep up the good work.

“Your bringing 90% and they are bringing 10%”
My guy Swoozie is both the therapist and the patient in this vid. But facts are coming from both ends 💯💯

Love you Swiozie ❤️ thanks for sharing and take the time you need to heal :)

Keep your head up Swoozie you deserve to be happy ❤️

I know that feeling where you want to listen to the music you want to hear, and it doesn't give you the vibe you want. Also, 11:27 I have had those days where my day is horrible and the universe makes it worse for me. It sucks!

Okay but Swoozies 10+ min videos are THE BEST

She did all that to get back at you for having her on the waiting list for so long. Fully conscious she was doing it too based on your story.
After 3-4 months of "talking" (foreign concept for me as a Cuban girl) I asked this guy what are we n he said "friends" after treating me like a gf and doing everything couples do. I told him that would be the last time he saw me, and it was. A year after that he started to text me and simp, but I had already met my current bf so I blocked him. When I met my bf we both knew, we just did, did not take much at all to fall for each other. And from the first date on we knew we were serious about each other, and we are currently still together.
Basically don’t keep a girl in the waiting list for toooo long, like a year is too long even for someone that is familiar w this dating culture.
I didn’t take revenge on that guy, but I cut him off and I knew that would hurt him, bc he hurt me in my perspective.
We can be vindictive creatures :/ but I’m glad you can admit where you went wrong and that you have your own way to process this. Still, not to justify her actions, that was 100% fuckd up. I’m only offering some insight on our behavior.

His “trying-to-be-a-therapist” outfit is giving very much Light Yagami vibes💀💀

Man I've never wanted to be swoozies friend more than this video. I feel u bro. I have been there

Mate, i feel swoozie on a spiritual level when it comes to trust issues and not opening yourself up, only to regret everything when you do lol

Two thing's I always think of whenever a dog is mentioned in these newer videos now
1.The dog that gave Swoozie the "thumbs up" in that video with the cute co-worker girl that he helped on her moving day.
2."HE IS A DOG! HE IS AAAAA DOG!"

SWooZie you really help me with my depression and always put a smile on my face

That coat is the only thing stoppin you from having a spongebob fit 😂

Swoozie looks like one of those teachers that have that chill voice and hold a mug

Thanks for sharing, Swoozie ❤️ hope you’re doing ok :)

Glad ur back swoozie! Been watching u since 2015 and your videos always make me laugh

I'm just out here looking at how badass and professional swoozie looks with that coat!!

His stories always make me smile

Swoozie is the great therapist of the internet he teaches and he helps like I try whenever I detect simp nrgy

im not gonna lie im loving these 15+ minute videos

"He didn't cry, their was just emotion in his eye."

Man I went through an almost exactly the same situation 😕 It was super toxic though, and I even wound up going into a mental health facility (for other reasons as well, but the situation pushed me over the edge) over it. I never got closure from the guy, no real reason why or anything, so I just accepted the outcome and learned you don't always get closure (which was kind of closure in it's self for me) But I got better with therapy, loved ones and just learning I deserved better and learning from my mistakes. Now I'm way better emotionally and mentally and I even got married to my childhood friend who is a way healthier man 😌

"IM NEVER GOOD ENOUGH, ITS ALWAYS SOME OTHER DUDE" Damn, who gave swoozie my high school journal?

Been there done that Swoozie. We all have been on a situation like that but remember you are love by 7.4 million people here in youtube ONLY plus for all of us you are not only good enough but outstanding human and influencer who we look up to for years. Needless to say I would date you if I was in US :)

Crying your eyes out and using it as a lesson isn't simp shit, it's the most king shit ever.

The WORST part about situations like this is that you can only be mad at yourself for choosing someone who you're suspicious about regarding their interest and intention with you instead of choosing the person who is clearly matching your energy.
A similar situation happened to me a couple of years ago. The girl told me that she wasn't looking for a relationship right now, ghosted me shortly after that and then changed her FB status from "single" to "engaged" less than two weeks later.
I was doing a live here on PLclip and checked my Facebook news feed for something, and I cried ON CAMERA when I saw her engagement popup on my screen. Not one of my proudest moments...

damn bro i missed you! I know this actually happened so laughing at your pain is not ideal but you have to admit this is golddddd lol

More Swoozie therapy sessions/life advice please??!!!🥺🥺🥺♥️♥️♥️