Worst Theme Park "trip" EVER

I think it was the Dasani not the candy bro don’t drink that lol

I really hope the people you interacted with at the park see this and have a moment of realization. This was a highly amusing story.

Even while trippin balls this man still makes time to interact with fans. What a legend

there is no reason i should have been just as stressed as you were listening to this 🤣🤣

Everyone else: *starstruck because they're seeing Swooz and they wanna keep an eye on him because they're excited*
Swooz: *THEY'RE TRYNA ARREST ME*

I was 100% expecting that "candy" was like birth control or laxatives, not smelly grass 😂

"I feel gooder than a mug"
-Swoozie 2022

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that even under the influence Adande is a thoughtful awesome friend. Paranoid as ever and still thinking of others. I am curious though...if Dande ever had to get surgery and they put him under, I wonder what he would be like waking up.

Paranoia hits hard with that stuff. As soon as I heard you question why the guy was in the restroom I knew it was only gonna get worse.

I Think its funnier to think that they were just letting Swoozie use the employee bathroom the whole time. And that's why employees kept coming in lol

swooz describing the paranoia perfectly - it sorta ramps up the more high you get until you peak….. the bathroom sensor “detecting substances” got me😂

i really thought this was going to end by swoozie saying the reason he kept running into workers in the bathroom was bc he kept going into the employee bathrooms 😂

Lesson of the day kids: Don’t eat candy that taste like dookie. This man almost opened his third eye 😂

I laughed so much I had tears coming out of my eyes. You tripping in public and in an amusement park must be wild. Thank you mom for teaching me to ask before taking any food from someone if it's not offered.

I was on the receiving end of a hard trip like this with my wife. She didn't get crazy, but she was in a total daze, forgot who she was, and even at one point asked me who *I* was. 😂 Best part? This was when we were still long distance dating, so all I could do was stay on the line while she slept it off. She passed out and I minimized the tab and played on the computer until about 3 am when she woke up much more sober. On the plus side, her dad told me he was mad impressed with my patience and support. 😎

the way swoozie describes the paranoia is nothing short of accurate... i always come up with super crazy, super unlikely scenarios and convince myself thati'm going to jail.

Swooz you are the master storyteller. Thr very first time I saw you was 10 years ago Diary of an Ex-Disney employee and I have been hooked ever since. I admire you for your realness, sincerity and integrity. Thank you for being you and sharing your experiences with the world!

Your story telling is legendary. Thank you for bringing life to our lives :)

This dude has the wildest stories fr, he'll never run out of stories to tell his grandchildren

This is funniest theme park story I ever heard.

This was the best way to start my day. Never change swooz. Your energy in storytelling is unreal

Yeah, getting that huge of a dose will reeeaaallly get you paranoid. I'm glad you're ok, Swoozie!

I love how he's only allowed to call pot "stuff" because we live in a relentless hellscape where drugs have to be treated like scary evil monsters.

If there’s one thing I learned from watching swoozies videos, it’s that anytime you asked someone about their love life and they say it’s complicated, you want nothing to do with it.

I can't even imagine doing edibles at an amusement park. Took a 50g gummi just chillin at home one weekend and that thing had me sinking into my furniture and seeing sound waves.

This might be one of the funniest stories you’ve told. I laughed so hard throughout this entire video.

The dookie candy turned Swoozie's park trip into a mission impossible movie 😂

Omg, I feel so terrible for you, but at the same time I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Your stories never fail to make my day better! 😂
And lucky CM for recognizing you! If I ran into you at work I think I'd be too stunned to say anything XD

love the simple swoozie art style and storytelling, classic

I ate 5 of these “candies” and went to Santa Monica pier…it hit as soon as I passed the McDonalds leading to the entrance.
I was tripping hard and decided to ride everything but it was like I was in a simulation, time moved super slow but I was so happy 😅✨
I ate what can only be described as the best funnel cake ever but I was just so aware of everything in this simulation. It was kind of like purgatory but I was pretty happy.

With how expensive water is at theme parks he probably spent more on the water than the ticket

The fact that he remembers while he's so altered is both hilarious and awesome

Swoozy your videos make my days so much better, really appreciate what you do on her good work

I couldn't stop laughing
Even though I’ve never been in this exact situation the paranoia this felt so relateable

I’m a minute and half in and I can tell this is going to be one of the most entertaining vids he’s ever done. ✨Gold ✨

Swoozie was about to say the edible wasn’t doing anything, then Dr. Strange separated his physical and astral forms 😂

As a frequent consumer of candy with stuff in it, I got a lotta laughs out of this one. Very relatable 😂

HIGHLY recommend getting intoxicated and watching this. Makes it SO FUNNY 😂😂

Swoozie! This same situation happened to me and my boyfriend literally a few days ago! I had four and he had six, an hour later I thought I was melting and going to expire from this plane of existence soooo, I called 911 and dragged my boyfriend with me while everyone in that hospital had a good giggle 😅 still feeling kinda wacky from it a bit so we've been resting 💞 thank you so freaking much for opening up about your experience, it makes me feel a bit better knowing I'm not alone with the whole bad "trip" stuff 🌬🍃
Love you Swoozie! 💞

I'm surprised you're remembering all of this😂😂😂 I can never remember most of what happened when I eat that "candy"

YOURE WAY TOO FUNNY. Literally get me through my days my guy!

We must appreciate the fact that this man got high out his mind and some how managed to tell the tail

This story pretty much describes how I am all the time. Except without the candy.

It’s me dying laughing as quietly as I can to not wake up everyone in my household. 🤣

If Swoozie ever becomes a grandpa, he'll tell good stories.

Top tier video as always, that paranoia was HITTING😂

I can understand the anxiety of having taken candies like that, especially unsupervised. I had a trip eating 3 pieces in one hit. Took maybe 3 hours for it to hit, but i literally disocciated and was able to watch myself do stuff as i was doing it, like the sinking scene from get out. Them candies are stress inducing.

The one time I met swoozie I could not stop talking about it all day. Like everyone at my workplace knew I was hyped that day. And he wasn’t even working in my direct section. I heard his name called and my head was on a swivel. Love your videos man!!! I did say hello and thank you and told him he was amazing.

This is way funnier than it should've been lmao, once you get it you just get it

I've never seen anybody this paranoid in my life, this was hilarious

8:55 thanks for your impressive flush imitation

I've wondered where swoozie went and this man was making us a nice long 12 min video! I want more long videos thanks Swoozie!

Going on the Pandora ride at Animal Kingdom is another whole different level on some candy. Felt like I was legit inside the movie

This experience was probably very hard for you, I mean this whole situation must have been painful, mind boggling, and embarrassing for you. Pour one out for Swoozie for chugging multiple bodies of Dasani

Swoozie don’t miss! He’s always coming at us with entertaining and hilarious videos!

A device that attaches to the toilet that senses substance flushes actually sounds like a pretty good idea to catch people trying to dispose of illegal drugs.

This man is a walking, talking novel. You can't not love it. :)

The love for swoozie never fades

My god that was freaking hilarious swooz, your stories are always top tier! 🤣🙌🏼

Literally a realistic and exact representation of how I act and think when I'm wonko on the hippie sprouts even though I absolutely 100% know better otherwise. I can't help it and I simply begin to go bananas and absolutely lose my friggin' mind. This is why I just don't touch the stuff anymore. Don't get me wrong, I used to be into it hella hard back in the day when I was in high school in the mid to late 2000's, and then a bit after HS as well. However something changed and now I just get way too stupid and freak myself the fck out, so I just have to avoid it. I've got no qualms whatsoever about anyone else choosing to partake themselves, and personally I support total decriminalization of all narcotics across the board. Although admittedly I've always held particularly fervent support for the decriminalization of cannabis and the allocation of further private sector and government funds to be directed into much more thorough and expansive medical and pharmaceutical/pharmacological research regarding the benefits and possibilities with cannabis, as well as more focused study into both short and long term implications of chronic cannabis use in adults of varying demographics.
We already have a pretty good idea of the effects in adolescents and teens and current research tends to indicate some pretty negative outcomes in such circumstances, particularly pertaining to neurological/psychological development and increased risk of mental health concerns. Although it certainly wouldn't hurt to see even more focused and long-term research/study into this children, teen, and adolescent cannabis intake as well...

Even when he thought he was running from the cops He still took a Picture with a fan! God I love this guy…

I had this experience with "stuff" at a theme park and this is too accurate 🤣🤣

Being the person who's tripping? No fun.
Being the person watching the person tripping? Wild.
Hearing the story later? Always the best part.

I always get a warm fuzzy feeling whenever swooize uploads

I got drugged on mushrooms in the middle of Hyde Park, London and honestly the paranoia on top of the trip is crazy. I relate to this a lot lol

Whatever strain of ‘stuff’ was in those gummy worms must have triggered severe paranoia in him. Goddamn.

I had such a bad day at work today and this is making me laugh and feel a lot better before bed.

I find it slightly funny that your friend girl kept asking you what was wrong, when clearly you were high out of your mind with her gummies lol

Let's appreciate the effort swoozie does in this videos✌️

Ayooooo that toilet flushing TOOK ME OUT !! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This whole video is hilarious. Your mind sent you on a Rollercoaster lol

This is the best channel ever made! Man you rock! Love your stories and animation

Very funny. I feel like your friend didnt help at all to calm you down haha it only made things worse. Then again, this funny story woudve never happened :D

Hope all along swoozie kept using the employees bathroom thinking it’s the guest bathroom and all the employees just don’t say a thing to him. that’d be pretty funny

I can completely relate! Years ago, I ate brownies with “stuff” and it made me suuuper ‘noid. I thought my friends were in the other room whispering about me , IRL - they were speaking in a Normal tone BTW 😂😂😂…..Love the animated dilated pupils! It’s allllll in the details baby! I needed this laugh today! This was amazing!

Man, the weed paranoid is real. One time I ate an edible at a friend's house and I could not go to the bathroom at all. Despite being physically in front of the toilet, I somehow kept thinking I was still sitting on the couch surrounded by people and was pissing my pants right there. That thing really messes you up. Damn, I can't imagine doing so much in such a public place lmaaao. Great story, man.

Thank you again for the laughs Swoozie 😂💕

This is the WORST story to listen to when you’re sick with a cold because my sides hurt from LAUGHING AND WHEEZING SO MUCH! Your humour is gold tier 😂

That was amazing swoozie! Thanks for giving me something laugh at during lunch at work

I'm dying! This was hilarious, Swoozie 🤣

crying on valentines day. swoozie always know how to cheer me up at the perfect times.

Reminds me of the time that I got heat exhaustion at a road race. The hallucinations all made perfect sense right then, but afterwards, I sounded crazy. But even then, it still made sense to me. Lol

I'm crying laughing 😂🤣 Swoozie, you are too funny. 😁

I once got too high before work, splashed my face with water to try to sober myself up, but I'd completely forgotten that I had a full face of makeup on and my mascara started to run. I just stood in the corner polishing cutlery for my whole shift feeling paranoid that everyone knew

swoozie this was the most chaotic story I think you've ever done bro

Damn I can relate so much with you bro. I'm so glad I found your channel. Fan for life bro. Take care

It’s amazing how much efforts he put into his videos to entertain us

Waaiitt 😂 because I did this before in Las Vegas and thought the wait staff was plotting against me with various customers. The night ended with me questioning my husband since I didn’t believe it was him. Wild times man. Great video!

Pennywise eating the candy made the story more believable, very well explained in details your paranoia lol

hold awn it just dawned upon me that as of today (edit: or yesterday ????), i’ve literally been watching u for 9 years,,,,,,, feels kinda surreal lol. i even remember the first vid i watched w my cousin back then. here’s to 9 more ig 🤸🏽‍♂️

How in the world did you get my blood pressure up just by listening to this story?

I like how sometimes he immediately gets into the story with no intro at all.

lol I've totally had these kinda paranoid trips before. Had me laughing the entire vid. I was at a soul disco party, dressed as jimmy hendrix, I started eating these cookies as I hadn't eatn, I got to my fourth cookie and my mate vince looks over and says, ummmm... how many of those did you have? I was like, this is my fourth, why's that? The look on his face went from meryl streep to steve buscemi in seconds flat. "ummmmmmmmm... you know those are not normal brownies right?" ....0_0.... Didn't think nothing of it, until mid conversation with a girl i liked, I was rudely interrupted by me, as I walked off to the couch, the room starting spinning like a jamiroquai music video. I've never prayed so hard in my entire life. Following was a set of events that could've been narrated by robert stack from unsolved mysteries, the paranoia was like a Goosebumps pick a path novel, constantly reconsidering my actions, where in reality I hadn't moved from the couch. I awoke the next day like i'd spent 3 days in a tumulus, needing unbanadaging and awaiting apostles to bring me a gatorade. Say no to cookies!

Lmao definitely been there Swoozie. You are not alone in this experience 😂

There is no reason for this to be this funny 🤣🤣🤣

That high paranoia hit you so crazy 😂😂😂😂

I watched every video and I'd have to say this was the funniest one yet 😂 comedy gold

Swoozie: _goes to the Theme Park._
*Few minutes later:* “I have made a severe & continuous lapse of my judgment...”

The whole thing was hysterical, but I absolutely LOST it when he showed the screenshot of him still trying to find out whether that kid was a narc even after it was all over 🤣🤣🤣

Yo lol Swoozie is hilarious. “I’m feeling gooder than a mug” had me falling out laughing. Especially the second time he said it around 3:45

This video eloquently describes the rollar coaster that is my life perfectly. Thank you Swoozie. Rasta gang.