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  • Opublikowany 16 paź 2021
  • Stalk Me:
    ig: swoozie
    TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@swoozieftw
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  • @SimplyFitwithJay
    @SimplyFitwithJay 2 lat temu +4608

    The simplest animations be the best stories 😂😂

  • @JellyJessYT
    @JellyJessYT 2 lat temu +6747

    I’m an Australian girl and I can 100% confirm there are waaaaay too many ‘pick me girls’ in this country LOOOOL

    • @TeaYenSvg
      @TeaYenSvg 2 lat temu +275

      The irony

    • @TheIsaacm1994
      @TheIsaacm1994 2 lat temu +13

      Hello teapot

    • @hunneylipps
      @hunneylipps 2 lat temu +10

      Hey jelly Jess love your videos 😍😁

    • @benjaminlandgren9708
      @benjaminlandgren9708 2 lat temu +80

      There’s a “pick me” demographic (males too, not just women) in every country. I’m Australian and I know plenty of “pick me” girls but you go to any country, they’ll exist there too. The trick is to look in the right places for the more centred and grounded guys and girls who aren’t wrapped up in Internet popularity or care too much about likes, followers or subscribers on what ever platform they’re obsessed with. They’ll have their small group of friends, but that’ll be it. They’ll love the simple things in life, enjoy their own company but also they’ll love to spend time with other people without feeling that overwhelming need to be surrounded by people or to be the centre of everyone’s attention. Those are the kinds of people who’ll make time for you without having their needs be more important than yours. Look for those kinds of people!

    • @hank8310
      @hank8310 2 lat temu +2

      Damn fam

  • @cartoonclimax3348
    @cartoonclimax3348 2 lat temu +1620

    Swoozie's a real one for making sure Australia girl was in a safe apartment instead of a dangerous neighborhood.

    • @hey639
      @hey639 2 lat temu +6

      @@SuperBrahimos real

    • @bigggames196
      @bigggames196 2 lat temu +1

      He was trying to get some action.

    • @iRinnda
      @iRinnda 2 lat temu

      Not me being sweet but a psycho, but the girl's cappin' for sure. :D

    • @ronnie4095
      @ronnie4095 2 lat temu +1


  • @JayMasquerade
    @JayMasquerade 2 lat temu +4108

    "She is a model" is the staple of all of swoozies females friends I swear lol

    • @thehollowseance
      @thehollowseance 2 lat temu +133

      Take a drink when he says that

    • @Matthew-vw8xn
      @Matthew-vw8xn 2 lat temu +1

      @@commanderzanesprojektvalky5284 lmao

    • @Tech_-on1ou
      @Tech_-on1ou 2 lat temu +123

      The bar to be considered a model nowadays is incredibly low.

    • @RickyBBlessed
      @RickyBBlessed 2 lat temu +1

      @@commanderzanesprojektvalky5284 Good for you.

    • @lxlPhishlxl
      @lxlPhishlxl 2 lat temu +44

      It isn’t, that’s just how he ends up in mission failed status so often. He don’t pick Nor post about the non models

  • @jeremiahbell6461
    @jeremiahbell6461 2 lat temu +570

    Every great Swoozie story starts with
    “I got a friend, she’s a model, and a gamer”

  • @dennismcmurray436
    @dennismcmurray436 2 lat temu +2869

    Lesson of the day, don’t be afraid to say “no” when people invite themselves over lol it can ruin everything 😭

    • @alrocksthispage
      @alrocksthispage 2 lat temu +6

      Oh hi mark

    • @-441-
      @-441- 2 lat temu +5


    • @ArmstrongandTumbler
      @ArmstrongandTumbler 2 lat temu +80

      As an introvert, I can never understand people who just invite themselves over.... Like I need at least a week to mentally prepare for people's bullshit. lol

    • @nicasa78
      @nicasa78 2 lat temu +1

      I was thinking the samething

    • @FatNebraskaMom
      @FatNebraskaMom Rok temu +6

      Exactly. This whole thing could have been stopped if Swoozie had just said whoa whoa whoa. No. Im having a day alone here with this girl.

  • @kaleyahgilbert9840
    @kaleyahgilbert9840 2 lat temu +134

    I honestly respect Swoozie for being so kind because I would've been like "I'm tryna taste me some fish and chips so imma need you to bounce cuz you're blocking!" 😂

  • @matthewhhawk17
    @matthewhhawk17 2 lat temu +1706

    Swoozie when he’s not getting what he wants: “I’ll allow it.”🤣

    • @Sick654
      @Sick654 2 lat temu +19

      so generous

    • @johnlewis8934
      @johnlewis8934 Rok temu +18

      He is basically the “This is fine” meme lol

  • @InfamousSwoosh
    @InfamousSwoosh 2 lat temu +2597

    this is great swoozie you keep killing it man

  • @TacoBoyJr
    @TacoBoyJr 2 lat temu +43

    I'm thankful this guy is still around. Crazy how long its been since his Disney story days.

  • @mattheww717
    @mattheww717 2 lat temu +533

    I will never understand how swoozie ain’t worried about these girls seeing the video. Man just out here speaking his truth.

    • @blackkyurem720
      @blackkyurem720 2 lat temu +45

      Because he doesn't tell their names and socials

    • @ugwunnaodinye8657
      @ugwunnaodinye8657 2 lat temu +33

      @@blackkyurem720 yeah but surely they’ll connect the dots and figure out the story is about them

    • @blackkyurem720
      @blackkyurem720 2 lat temu +9

      @@ugwunnaodinye8657 i mean they probably won't mind it since their identity isn't thrown out there.

    • @rais.3817
      @rais.3817 2 lat temu +44

      What if this is just the way Swoozie passive aggressively addresses problem people in his life without having to confront them face-to-face🤔 lol he just makes vids about them and then they(hopefully) get the picture

    • @Blackmello
      @Blackmello 2 lat temu +1

      Think about it this way, when you go on a one time date with someone do you still follow them closely?

  • @diet_plastic478
    @diet_plastic478 2 lat temu +141

    Theory: Australian girl purposefully picked a bnb in a bad part of town in the hopes Swoozie offer to just let her stay at his place. Thats sum serious pick-me behavior, and im in 8th grade so trust me, i know pick-me girls

    • @Eddy-xc4ni
      @Eddy-xc4ni Rok temu +3

      100% just to get him to cave and let her stay there

    • @mi3helle707
      @mi3helle707 Rok temu

      Yikes 😬💀

    • @Queef_Storm
      @Queef_Storm 6 miesięcy temu +1

      Sounds more like she made the John Doe profile herself.

  • @crystaloffley9445
    @crystaloffley9445 2 lat temu +2181

    Girls using swoozie like a “Rent a boyfriend” service 😂

    • @TheGCSummers
      @TheGCSummers 2 lat temu +22


    • @SuperBrahimos
      @SuperBrahimos 2 lat temu +49

      Yeah he is letting them tho . If I ain't smashing it ain't happening

    • @kid9046
      @kid9046 2 lat temu +41

      @@SuperBrahimos Truss me he smashed he's just trolling us🤣

    • @chilleeri7506
      @chilleeri7506 2 lat temu +2

      Very cultural reference

    • @Greatfang1319
      @Greatfang1319 2 lat temu +12


  • @robertfrancis9877
    @robertfrancis9877 2 lat temu +243

    Swoozie still remains as my absolute favourite youtuber. All the way back when he animated his career in Disney to now.... *And his stories still intrigue me*

  • @carvengamer4705
    @carvengamer4705 2 lat temu +419

    Swoozie the only guy who can make 7 minutes feel like an hour

    • @Vedho
      @Vedho 2 lat temu +7

      is that an insult, or a compliment??

    • @garcia1177
      @garcia1177 2 lat temu +28

      @@Vedho It’s a compliment. Basically good story telling makes you lose track of time and the animations solidify it.

    • @ignacioaguilera14
      @ignacioaguilera14 2 lat temu +3

      Legend says PLclip isn’t the only place where he can pull that magic 👀

    • @Me-wx1mt
      @Me-wx1mt 2 lat temu +1

      But in a good way tho

  • @sumi1454
    @sumi1454 2 lat temu +11

    Respect to Swoozie for being a W human being and actually showing hospitality and respecting the fact that she had a boyfriend. I know know I damn well wouldn't.

  • @NeroMai
    @NeroMai 2 lat temu +500

    The British accent seamlessly turning into a Scottish accent made me *choke*

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  2 lat temu +125


    • @nottgrimlock
      @nottgrimlock 2 lat temu +2

      @@swoozie Hello there author of the video and commenter on this comment 😂😂

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 2 lat temu +9

      Scottish accents are British but I get you

    • @shitass1394
      @shitass1394 2 lat temu +1

      @@swoozie waddup

    • @N3xtup_Kenny
      @N3xtup_Kenny 2 lat temu +2

      @@swoozie yo that's kinda sus

  • @foxknifefynn2164
    @foxknifefynn2164 2 lat temu +6

    Can we all just take a second to appreciate swoozie, for funny amazing content, but also how he teaches life lessons in the midst of it all

  • @myellatorres2110
    @myellatorres2110 2 lat temu +1787

    the squid game references and Swoozie singing “Money” by Lisa was everythingggg 💀💀

  • @NicholasAHanley
    @NicholasAHanley 2 lat temu +104

    Bro. You are a genius storyteller. You need to hold a masterclass.

  • @Lynn-nuna
    @Lynn-nuna 2 lat temu +29

    never met a guy that can hold himself at these situations as much as swoozie. much respect, my dude.

  • @krisb2059
    @krisb2059 2 lat temu +10

    I can’t lie I miss this art style more then the newer ones😌

  • @whotfisjason7870
    @whotfisjason7870 2 lat temu +217

    bro really be catching himself in the weirdest predicaments and still makes it through , he a real one

  • @karmanyadabral8295
    @karmanyadabral8295 2 lat temu +5

    i love swoozie man, i love how his content has grown along with him. he was always mature but its like his personaliy just keeps on getting polished,more charismatic and more sensible

  • @arandomweeb1890
    @arandomweeb1890 2 lat temu +731

    Me - Sad because I don’t have any friends
    SwooZie - Shares stories about bad experiences with friends
    Me - Humanity restored

  • @jrunnels04
    @jrunnels04 2 lat temu +631

    Bruh, that’s when you hit em with the, “my close friend is over and they really wanted some alone time.” 🤣

    • @shaneh7519
      @shaneh7519 2 lat temu +10

      I’d just say I’m not home

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 lat temu

      @@shaneh7519 Its a kinda charity-project like Hobby of mine.
      If i ever ask for money at any point, please block me the very same microsecond, yeah?
      Now the question: Wanna hear a bit more?

    • @jessysoulmanscofield
      @jessysoulmanscofield 2 lat temu

      Or just say "no" 🤣

  • @hisokamorow-_-
    @hisokamorow-_- 2 lat temu +170

    Swoozie: has everything in the world except a stable love life 😂

    • @UnknownCartoonEditor
      @UnknownCartoonEditor 2 lat temu +10

      This man gets used as either as a camera guy or for housing

    • @SuperBrahimos
      @SuperBrahimos 2 lat temu +1

      @@UnknownCartoonEditor he lets them use him tho :D

    • @northamerica5142
      @northamerica5142 Rok temu +1

      Well. I'm pretty sure he doesn't talk about his stable love life for vids, so I think he has it all

    • @hisokamorow-_-
      @hisokamorow-_- Rok temu

      @@northamerica5142 is a joke bro.

    • @northamerica5142
      @northamerica5142 Rok temu

      @@hisokamorow-_- I have a hard time noticing jokes.

  • @LordIronfist
    @LordIronfist Rok temu +1

    Watching this while chilling next to my fire pit by myself and probably made the neighbors think I'm a little nuts bc I laughed out loud for over a minute at "... I'm sure that relationship is thriving"

  • @PrinceofSD24
    @PrinceofSD24 2 lat temu +65

    I always feel like whenever I’m out here pursuing a girl, Swoozie shares a story to get me prepared for what’s about to happen to me in the near future 🤓

  • @johnpatz8395
    @johnpatz8395 2 lat temu +1

    Your 4 day rule is awesome, it allows people to visit, but let’s them know at the start that “you ain’t here to just never leave again!”
    Thankfully I haven’t had this problem, but I know more than a few people that have acquired “uninvited roommates” in the past

  • @ravenreveals
    @ravenreveals 2 lat temu +2897

    When he tells you to unfollow all other dudes on Instagram 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

    • @rgtotz1584
      @rgtotz1584 2 lat temu +7


    • @rejangaming1446
      @rejangaming1446 2 lat temu +71

      id say that depends on how thirsty they are cause if theyre so thirsty its like they came out of the sahara dessert and ate the saltiest dish in the world then yeah then its understandable XD

    • @chriscoughs5774
      @chriscoughs5774 2 lat temu +76

      @@rejangaming1446 if they're that thirsty than you probably shouldn't be dating them.

    • @ibrahiman.5682
      @ibrahiman.5682 2 lat temu +15


  • @cassie6645
    @cassie6645 2 lat temu +66

    I really like the idea of having a limit on an open door policy. Because I'm the same way with being cool with my friends dropping in whenever they need a place to stay or just a safe place to go, but it's also good to have boundaries

  • @WakeNBakeBro
    @WakeNBakeBro 2 lat temu +53

    This makes me feel better being alone and talking to no one. This seems exhausting and lacks any type of positive outcome

    • @Bootyeheg
      @Bootyeheg 2 lat temu +2


    • @TheReal_ist
      @TheReal_ist 2 lat temu +4

      Im still amazed that someone will just take a flight to go see a friend....
      U KIDDING ME i barely wanna fly if im going on a vacation. That shit is EXPENSIVE.
      These extroverts are insane.

    • @leejoshua5610
      @leejoshua5610 Rok temu

      If a girl is flying to me im clapping cheeks like a pizzera makes pizza out of dough

  • @NGTkado
    @NGTkado 2 lat temu +1

    This story hurts me on so many levels. Swoozie you are too nice bro, gotta be direct sometimes.

  • @serayamartinez9950
    @serayamartinez9950 2 lat temu +247

    You’re too nice. Sometimes, you gotta prioritize and tell people, “I’ll catch up with you later..” 🙂

    • @RedTapeCrew
      @RedTapeCrew 2 lat temu +25

      Fr it was lowkey agitating 4 me lmaoo nothing wrong with saying “can’t hang tn, I’ll see u tmr”

    • @KitOnlyHuman
      @KitOnlyHuman 2 lat temu +3

      @@RedTapeCrew Agreed! I'm happy I'm to the point I can just say no sometimes. But it takes a while to get there and a lot of miss opportunities.

    • @RedTapeCrew
      @RedTapeCrew 2 lat temu +2

      @@KitOnlyHuman no really, I used to be the same way, always couldn’t say no and would try to people please. But I’ve found that saying no and setting more boundaries now I receive much more respect

  • @bgschannel9357
    @bgschannel9357 2 lat temu +3

    Swoozie, I'm at a point when each and every single new video you post on this channel makes me worried about you more. Dude you're really losing in your love life, but instead of languishing and shit you're telling us not to make the same mistakes as you. Serious respect goes to you pal.

  • @jayofficialcodm8015
    @jayofficialcodm8015 2 lat temu +425

    I love that Swoozie's channel is about his life....so we gonna eat for long

  • @ChonkWigglesworth
    @ChonkWigglesworth 2 lat temu +15

    A moment of silence for the pain my man Swoozie is in.

  • @Natalie-101
    @Natalie-101 2 lat temu +3

    i love the random and specific rules and morals swoozie has, they always seem weird but make sense and seem smart when you think about them

  • @disharana2
    @disharana2 2 lat temu +1

    I love this man! Can hear him tell his stories forever.

  • @Immanuel333
    @Immanuel333 2 lat temu +3

    Swoozie, I can see you’re going through a lot and even though you try your best to be funny and entertaining, I know your heart is heavy .
    Praying for you

  • @TwisterTH
    @TwisterTH 2 lat temu +11

    Swoozie once again made another sweet Swoozie-sound-clip, because the way he said “RED LIGHT!", is genially a pure gold.
    I love it. C:
    (Oh! And "I’ll allow it" is also a gem)

  • @ebonimccain6988
    @ebonimccain6988 2 lat temu +86

    I feel like the moral of all your girl stories is you need to establish better boundaries. I have boundary issues so I'm calling myself out too.

    • @AlliandoX
      @AlliandoX 2 lat temu +26

      its the type of girl hes choosing, he always goes after instagram models

    • @GeeMannn
      @GeeMannn 2 lat temu +8

      It's so hard for him to say no lmao. It's what makes these videos so entertaining hahaha

    • @blinkur09mom
      @blinkur09mom 2 lat temu +4

      I agree, he needs to set boundaries and stick by them. He should’ve been straight forward with the Aussie pick me girl and said no we can’t hang out I have plans with someone else.

    • @SuperBrahimos
      @SuperBrahimos 2 lat temu

      We either are dtf or not it's pretty easy 😂😂

  • @FlowerFace870
    @FlowerFace870 2 lat temu

    You're a great storyteller.

  • @Brandon._.Walker
    @Brandon._.Walker 2 lat temu +50

    If it's one thing Swoozie constantly teaches us, is that these females be wildin'

  • @Secarious
    @Secarious 2 lat temu +1

    Almost every time I watch a Swoozie video I'm reminded of why I'm anti-social.
    Nothing against Swoozie of course, but man he's met some irritating people I'd rather never run into. When being alone playing video games is preferable to dealing with what Swoozie has to deal with, we gots a problem.

  • @HygorBH
    @HygorBH 2 lat temu +84

    Australian Girl is so suffocating, I legit felt like out of breath while watching this video. Like, girl... don't you have boundaries in Australia?!

    • @Becca.-.
      @Becca.-. 2 lat temu


    • @AlliandoX
      @AlliandoX 2 lat temu +8

      australian and a girl, thats called overstaying ur welcome
      swoozie has a type and its shallow models

    • @deadthorns
      @deadthorns 2 lat temu +4

      Her personality has nothing to do with her being Aussie lmao

    • @notsocooldude7720
      @notsocooldude7720 2 lat temu

      @@AlliandoX Most people prefer people they find attractive. It’s hardwired in the human brain

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 2 lat temu +6

      @@notsocooldude7720 Preferring people you find attractive is fine but there needs to be an overlap between physical attraction and a good personality and I don't think Australian Girl completed that Venn Diagram.

  • @vergilmontiero2558

    Can't believe I'm just seeing this, time to ring the bell. Also, this story hits close to home. There was a friend that I had from UK, except we were just friends. A few things happened and because of a few things I did we stopped speaking. This guy that she's with seems similar but then again he might not be, idk. Keep up the great stories swoozie!

  • @tyriqbrown8072
    @tyriqbrown8072 2 lat temu +133

    Look at God, getting Swoozie to do yet ANOTHER UPLOAD, HELL YES🤠

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 lat temu +1

      U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter brother

    • @michaeljordan7412
      @michaeljordan7412 2 lat temu +4

      @@26mic Don’t self promote bro. Let your content speak for itself

  • @cockerspanielfan56
    @cockerspanielfan56 2 lat temu +5

    You tell the best and funny stories, Swoozie. You the man. This story was even crazier than those stories you told like the one where those two girls rubbed ice on you and when a girl topless at the pool just bearhugged you like that 😂.

  • @TDI_CharlieBrown
    @TDI_CharlieBrown 2 lat temu

    These never fail to entertain me. Great video. You seem like the kinda dude i would likes to hang out with.... for four days of course lol

  • @ironyhigh
    @ironyhigh Rok temu +3

    Swoozie tell us a storytime of why you always get used by slightly unstable females of the too-comfortable kind who subtly flirts with you + doesn’t know what they want + leaves you. What’s your role in this man?

  • @benjaminlandgren9708
    @benjaminlandgren9708 2 lat temu +1

    I never skip over a Swoozie video. Bro, you are extremely entertaining! The way you tell stories has me very interested right up to the end, but I’m stumped over one thing…why are you single? You are clearly down to get into a relationship, I’ve seen enough videos of you almost sealing the deal but then something happens. You clearly seem like an interesting person on paper, I hope things really do work out for you in the future because it would be great to see a success story pop up on your account (one that feels like it developed organically and feels like you’re happy with the way things are. You deserve a break my dude! Life needs to cut Swooz a serious break aye? 🙂)

  • @zenstriker9108
    @zenstriker9108 2 lat temu

    sWoozie you a champ man always doing you. Respect you man ✊

  • @weeklyyeti8920
    @weeklyyeti8920 2 lat temu +3965

    RED LIGHT 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

  • @tman11122
    @tman11122 2 lat temu

    Swoozie is the realest. Doesn't try to go over the top with videos or plugs. Just telling the stories of his life. Man is a PLclip legend.

  • @eldestisland4520
    @eldestisland4520 2 lat temu

    I know these videos have clickbait thumbnails, but they are too good not to watch 😂 Keep up the good work Swoozie!

  • @coolboss999
    @coolboss999 2 lat temu +3

    *Take a drink everytime Swoozie has ever said his female friend "is a model"*

  • @evelynhorn6865
    @evelynhorn6865 2 lat temu +1

    Thank you Swoozie. I hope you're doing well, your content is always amazing! I get so excited to see the notification for your channel

  • @raymondjames4594
    @raymondjames4594 2 lat temu

    This man always comes in CLUTCH🙌🏾

  • @lebonzorjames9499
    @lebonzorjames9499 2 lat temu +18

    Safe to say we need some Swoozie twitch streams coming soon, EXPEDITIOUSLY.

  • @tonyorbo860
    @tonyorbo860 2 lat temu

    Swoozie always tells the best rachet girl stories

  • @leesanofficial50
    @leesanofficial50 2 lat temu +1

    It's always amazing to see a new swoozie video is up😄

  • @Secarious
    @Secarious 2 lat temu

    As an Australian I would like to formally appologise for these kinda people.

  • @jeffdapizzaman5085
    @jeffdapizzaman5085 2 lat temu

    This is genuinely better then any internet drama out there

  • @anonl5877
    @anonl5877 5 miesięcy temu +1

    When I meet a girl from Asia, I'm like "wow, your English is so great!" Because I don't want her to think I'm racist. But whenever I meet an English or Australian woman, I'm like "g'day mate! You wont a bo'ol o' wo'er, eh?"

  • @conquistadorrecords
    @conquistadorrecords 2 lat temu +138

    I haven’t even watched this episode and know it’s going to be great!

    • @26mic
      @26mic 2 lat temu +1

      U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter g

    • @playerslayer1787
      @playerslayer1787 2 lat temu +1

      @@26mic Not tryna knock your hustle or something but when you comment stuff like that it comes off a desperate

  • @yourfather4447
    @yourfather4447 2 lat temu

    this man actually dresses up for every video kinda like we're on a date

  • @gameboyy9993
    @gameboyy9993 2 lat temu

    These stories will always have me at the edge of my seat. Another great video!

  • @TheAntiArmour
    @TheAntiArmour 2 lat temu +1

    I'd expect nothing less if Rachel's (Swoozie) mom shows up with a swat team for that evac.

  • @dTallest
    @dTallest 2 lat temu +2

    swoozie never fails to drop amazing vids

    @CPTBOFF 2 lat temu

    Glad to see swoozie Acknowledge us Aussies

  • @walz4035
    @walz4035 2 lat temu +12

    swoozie's life in 2 weeks has more excitement than my whole life

  • @macgoo0037
    @macgoo0037 2 lat temu

    Swoosie, i love your videos and its aweosme to watch you. I love how well you put us in the story and show whats going on. Thank you for the smiles you put on my face, yeye.

  • @D3vilB4sket
    @D3vilB4sket 2 lat temu

    Man always manages to keep us hooked

  • @333angeleyes
    @333angeleyes 2 lat temu +28

    As a long time fan I think I FINALLY understand now why Soozie is always single. Australian girl was definitely signaling for him to make a move on her. She either broke up with her boyfriend, or was about to break up with her boyfriend. She was intentionally blocking him and UK girl... She either wanted Soozie, or wanted him until a better option came along.
    However, ultimately, that is not even the main issue of why he's always single. I think he's always single because he only goes after these model women who have an over-inflated ego of the level of man that they think they "deserve" because of their looks.
    I am not saying that he should get a unattractive girl, but at least get someone who is perhaps not an Instagram model, or youtube influencer/model. Someone willing to give to him and try to Contribute to building a relationship instead of someone who thinks that a he should do all the work and all the giving to her simply because she is beautiful.

  • @Sonic413
    @Sonic413 2 lat temu

    Never a dull story with this man. Great way to start the work week

  • @glenngriffon8032

    Swooz either has the most awful luck with women or the greatest luck and he's just not able to swing the bat.
    It's hard to tell. I been watching your vids for a few hours now guy and i really hope you find someone of quality that you share joy with.

  • @jayofficialcodm8015
    @jayofficialcodm8015 2 lat temu +10

    I love when Swoozie does different accents😂

  • @owen9435
    @owen9435 2 lat temu

    This guy is too respectful for his own good!

  • @annboba
    @annboba 2 lat temu +1

    ok but how can swoozie make all these videos, spilling the tea like that, without getting in constant trouble and drama w every1

  • @user-ol4un1lq8i
    @user-ol4un1lq8i 2 lat temu

    As a Australian myself, this is hilarious

  • @arnavraghuvanshi7594
    @arnavraghuvanshi7594 2 lat temu +428

    The squid game references got me especially when you recreated that part when 456 was about to fall down

  • @itsyuhgirltee2924
    @itsyuhgirltee2924 2 lat temu

    This guy never disappoints💯

  • @neekogregory1885
    @neekogregory1885 2 lat temu +32

    The day always better when swoozie uploads

  • @noble8773
    @noble8773 2 lat temu

    First off those pins you got Swoozie be looking 👌 🔥 with that jacket, Second of all I love the way Swoozie be telling his stories every video is an adventure bro, third its good to know your boy Swoozie be visiting the uk now and then and lastly justing saying it never seems to work out for Swoozie that much

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  2 lat temu

      Really appreciate the comment. Felt super genuine!

  • @dallassteel625
    @dallassteel625 2 lat temu

    I don’t know whether to feel sorry for Swoozie or be jelly. I’m gonna go with both.

  • @mashajerkovic6393
    @mashajerkovic6393 Rok temu +2

    Legend says australian girl is still there chilling by the fridge

  • @Polyoctopus1
    @Polyoctopus1 2 lat temu

    I really hope you
    do your own animated series sometime, but I know that requires a lot of time and money but I would watch the hell out of it.

  • @bmwindividualm760ixdrivemo5

    She sounds like the type of person to only message you when she wants you to like a post

  • @gachaconscious1851
    @gachaconscious1851 2 lat temu +5

    Hope you align them vibes so you can attract high quality compatible girls. 💜I hope you KNOW you so deserve it xxx

  • @dave2469
    @dave2469 2 lat temu

    You know it's a good day when sWooZie uploads

  • @annasherosky
    @annasherosky 2 lat temu

    It's important for as single people to keep ourselves out of trouble sometimes I find myself popular with guys I never had a shot with but it's about no matter how attractive the person is to look out for those red flags

  • @vayne2293
    @vayne2293 2 lat temu

    Swoozie is way too nice for his own good😭😭

  • @sammymatias1431
    @sammymatias1431 2 lat temu

    I can’t believe I have been watching you for over 10 years 💪💪💪 keep doing the great things you do swoozie!

  • @prodbydhamitone
    @prodbydhamitone 2 lat temu

    Does anyone else feel Swoozie's pain or is it just me?😂😂😂😂

  • @TubeTAG
    @TubeTAG 2 lat temu +102

    “The end.”
    They say Australia Girl still lurks in LA to this day. Woe be to the man who think they might be getting lucky, for *she* might come and block thy rooster.

  • @bendover2790
    @bendover2790 2 lat temu +1

    You should upload every week. Just tell all your stories. They’re all interesting if you’re telling them

  • @Calibrii
    @Calibrii 2 lat temu +2

    Everyone know this man make us all happy 🤝

  • @thunderboi4488
    @thunderboi4488 2 lat temu

    I'd like to point out, the "pick me" girls are 99% bad, but sometimes they only crave attention because they're rarely fed it.
    Also, My experience: Get wit yo bois and find something to party on. We need some more homie stories.